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Alexandra's truck, a 1995 LandRover with a 2500cc diesel engine and manual transmission to make it even better in off-road situations. Here it is shown ready for filming an episode about foreigners having a misadventure in Russia. In real life it does not look much better - but this is exactly the sort of appearance you need to repel thieves and to enjoy profound indifference of greedy and picky and bored enough to stop you for no reason Russian police.

The car is full of absurdities typical of British engineering. Her Majesty's subjects will be expected to add 10% to the bill, which does not however relieve them from hearing my rant and giving an explanation on behalf of the UK auto engineers. For the fear of scaring away prospective clients I will hold myself sharing here specific stories of brake failures (two per year) or sudden power steering loss but but once I have you as my captive audience you will hear a thing or two that may make you want to jump out.

Several time in the past I worked with filming crews who carried lots of equipment. Wish I had this camper back then! Those with writing or filming are especially welcomed. Large desk, Internet, 220V power supply to allow you to do your work. The trailer can easily take a 400km (900lb) load.
 

In exceptional cases I may even let you have this outfit without the nuisance of my own presence. An "exception" means that I know you real well, you are solvent enough to compensate damages and, most importantly, you are ready for the contingencies of Russian roads.

Disclaimer. One of several.
His English is sort of fluent but be warned of the accent that some/many find irritating. Also be aware that Pasha's vehicles are always dirty outside and cluttered inside. What's worse, it is intentional, with the aim seemingly being to demonstrate that he merely condescends to this lowly driver role out of greatness of his Russian soul (which is actually of mixed Jewish and Ukrainian heritage) as opposed to recognizing that he is a loser forced by circumstances to do small and silly jobs. He will call your payment a "contribution" and otherwise attempt to position himself as a feudal lord.

One thing I do take seriously, especially when travelling, if food and drink. A basic meal takes 30 min. from the beginning to "the dinner is served". 

The Dacha Experience and Horse Riding is now Dima's project. A deserted village in the Upper Volga hills. Home-raised horses. Rafting. Catacombs. $50/person per day for accommodation, food, and horse rides, including assistance with horses if necessary. Unlimited area for riding. Good riders are allowed to go out unescorted. For more info see www.russian-horse-rides.com (English) and www.unclepasha.com/horses.htm (more pictures, the pages are updated more often but the site is in Russian).